Jonathan’s Substack

CREATING SPORTS STORYLINES THAT DON'T MATTER.

Two Pros and a Cup O' Joe spend the third hour of their show pimping Eagles troubles

Nov 25 • 

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IS DAVIS MILLS PROOF THAT NFL QUARTERBACKS TAKE LONGER TO MATURE?

Davis Mills was not on anyone’s list of possible starting quarterbacks this year.

Nov 22 • 

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THE ANATOMY (and Stupidity) OF A PROP BET

Now that Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Clase have been indicted for pitch-fixing while on the Cleveland Guardians pitching staff, you might want to start…

Nov 19 • 

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What Fools Look Like After An Earthquake.

No one is really ready for a natural disaster

Nov 8 • 

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September 2025

AGING IS NOT FOR ME!

or how I'm losing skills that I thought were innate.

Sep 25 • 

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OSAMA BIN LADEN WON!

Or why our long term memory is better than our short term memory

Sep 20 • 

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WHEN DID WE LEARN TO HATE EARTH?

maybe it's the natural escalation from hating our parents?

Sep 3 • 

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August 2025

July 2025

Whatever You Do, Don't Let Go

And other things you might want to let go of.

Jul 16 • 

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June 2025

IT ENDS WITH US

Films that have tragic characters should have tragic ends  - UPDATED JULY 7TH WITH CASE HISTORY AND OPINION ON HOW WOMEN ARE TREATED IN LAW.

Jun 23 • 

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